D518 Forgery of the Shroud in 1929

UMMOAELEWE
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Spain
[Note: «Received 11-11-88, time 10:25»]

Gentlemen, you have seen with what concern we have contemplated the Fraud perpetrated on OYAAGAA. You will surely have marvelled at our indignation and will wonder what the reason is for such an outcry. We can tell you that the subject concerns us gravely, so much so that we have done something as unusual as making ourselves known publicly. This is much more serious than the violations of human rights in Argentina, Chile, Indonesia, Nazi Germany with the mass extermination of Jews, the murder of heroic communists by Joseph Stalin, the genocide of Armenians by Turkey and the cold extermination of the aborigines by the United States, to give a few examples, which, seen from an AAGEEEUWWE (untranslatable) perspective, have an anti-evolutionary meaning. (We are not referring to human suffering, which is infinitely greater.)

You say graphically that for want of a nail a battle was lost. We believe it is the clearest way of showing you to what extent evolution is paralysed, sending it back to the frozen era of the Middle Ages. You will understand that, should the imposture be cleared up, the gigantic myth of the passion of Jesus would be gently dismantled, reducing the infrastructure of Catholicism and its immense power and influence, which shape the structure of the Western system (and with it, of the whole of OYAAGAA). Its roots are so deep that they contaminate marginal branches as different as Protestantism, the branches of ultra-conservative politics in the USA or the educational currents that corrupt the encephalon of children, controlling them for ever.

Anticlericalism is another fruit that sprang from Catholicism. It is a logical reaction to the perceived or manifest abuses of its doctrine. It is the anaphylactic shock, or fatal reaction, to the antigens deposited by centuries of doctrinal settlement. The anticlerical oscillates between his unbalanced attacks and his indifference to facts that are very dangerous for the collective of OYAAGGAA.

In this way Catholicism is strengthened against the attacks, lacking all objectivity or virulent, of its enemies. Anticlericals are the best unconscious and blind friends that doctrines have for their trophism [Translator's note by ummo-sciences: the Spanish word in the original is «trofismo»; it could be a neologism from «trophein», to nourish: a doctrine is nourished by the sectarian attacks of its ideological adversaries].

You observe the passionate struggle that has broken out over the shroud, between fanatical clericals who wish to make manifest a pseudo-fact against official science, and the anticlericals who passionately insist on demonstrating that EVERYTHING is false, or those who show indifference to an event in which the whole Social Network is at stake. This explains why the signal-to-noise ratio masks the terrible truth. And this explains why our denunciation is lost in the background noise of that uproar.

Nothing can be compared with the many-tentacled hydra imagined by some anticlericals, which, from the height of its pontificate, would have manipulated the masses through its priests in cassocks. This is the most distorted version of Catholicism, whose image, thus deformed, favours it. At times such a model would be a pale reflection of the facts.

The reality is much deeper and more complex. The church is made up of OEMMII who are at times heroic, who would be prepared to give their lives in the service of others. If one excludes the abundant exceptions that exist in any social segment of OYAGAA: popes, prelates, priests and faithful lead a life devoted to their ideals, with no more anomalies than those that exist in any of your encephalons. On occasion we have observed sublime conduct that has an impressive impact on the Social Network. All are unwitting victims of the WOAUAAYA (untranslatable; it would be something like a disturbance in society due to the inevitable evolutionary degree).

For this reason, the conduct denounced here gravely violates THE INEVITABLE EVOLUTION of History.

We see in terror that you are rushing unawares towards a regression, increasing the entropy of the system.

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Please: be so kind as to express to your brother Garrido the expectation with which we feel his grief at such a bitter moment for him. And we are afflicted by his misfortune.

[Note by Manuel on ummo-sciences: I believe they were referring to the death of a relative of Garrido; see D520, a letter of condolence to Garrido on the death of one of his sons.]