D2583 Call for a meeting at Farriols's home

UMMOAEELEUUEE
No. OF COPIES: 3
LANGUAGE: SPANISH

Dear Mr Farriols Calvo, Rafael:

We beg you to forgive the long lapse without communication with you and with most of your OEMMI brothers of OYAAGAA. It is due, believe us, to deep and powerful reasons which for the moment we are obliged to hide from you, for our common safety. Mr Farriols, you may announce to Mr Pons Rafols, J.M., that the very long test of ostracism to which he has been subjected by my brothers who preceded me on OYAGAA, and by the group of expeditionaries (16 in all) from UMMO now living on your beautiful planet,... has concluded satisfactorily.

Your brother J.M. Pons may take part in receiving such information about our planet as you see fit to give him. We lay our hand on the noble breast of your brother. A FAVOUR: you must, by any means, resume the extremely cooled relations with your brother BARRENECHEA ABERASTURI JORGE. This generous OEMMI is under the strong emotional impact caused by the decline of belief in our exobiological identity, something on which we partly congratulate ourselves, since it forms part of the plan of self-discredit that we have always so carefully prepared.

An OEMMI so hard-working, but above all so devoted, as JBA has indeed decided to stop believing in our origin, which shows the soundness of our plan. BUT WE DID NOT THINK THAT JBA WOULD BE AMONG THE FIRST TO ABANDON OUR CULTURE. We know that the glimmer of hope of your brother's faith in us is still considerable. That is why we ask you EARNESTLY to try to get JBA to cultivate our friendship again.

ANOTHER REQUEST: tell your brother Jean Pierre Petit to MODERATE CONSIDERABLY his level of anxiety. We know that we have proposed to him a labour of Tantalus, but we recommend that he reduce his level of EMMOOIAAGAAO (level of psychological self-demand), which will only lead him to illness. We would like you to hold a meeting among the following brothers of yours:

[Handwritten paragraph beside a brace grouping all the names: «IMPORTANT: At least 8 of these brothers must be present»], as priority.

You may also invite your brothers: Lara Alfredo, Borrás Alberto, Barrenechea Julián, Martínez Joaquín, Villagrasa Enrique, Mejorada Francisco, Mas M.A., Sánchez Dragó Fernando, De Vicente Enrique, Benítez JJ, Sierra Javier. And also their YIIEE. Our warm greeting to your brother Dionisio Garrido, so dear to our heart.

[Handwritten note: «(1) Provided that your brother has recovered»]

After having suffered a series of problems, partly caused by my brothers in order to discredit the UMMO affair, we would like to resume the experience we were carrying out with your consent. You yourself may decide the place; the date, between 28 February and 25 April (there are good reasons for this: we are currently in a country very far from that wonderful country of yours). WE COULD ATTEND THE MEETING; OF COURSE, AS IS PROPER, WE SHALL BE HIDDEN.

We know of your attempts to obtain information from your brother Jordán Peña. May we beg you, dearest friend, to insist directly and strictly that JJP [José Luis Jordán Peña] tell you what he knows about us?... This is vital for our permanent presence in Spain. It would be very beneficial if this good and tormented OEMMI agreed to speak during the symposium we beg you to have organised. (We repeat: you may freely choose the place; it is enough for you to indicate it to us before 28 February, on the top floor of your usual home on the outskirts of Barcelona, in the same way as you have done on other occasions and which was perfectly perceived by my brothers.) In exchange for all this, and as a symbolic remuneration for these disinterested efforts, we give you this information: the economic crisis on OYAGAA, caused by the extreme greed of the unjust system of liberal market economy that your brothers of the Earth have preferred to adopt to govern their socio-economic destiny, IS NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN; on the contrary, it will intensify during the OYAGGAA year 1993. DO NOT TAKE PART IN ANY VENTURE-CAPITAL OPERATION BEFORE JUNE 1996.

Our hand on your heart, noble friend.